MILF on the Shelf: Day 6

You're safe from Charlie Brown and Frank Costanza while all up in that tinsel. Merry Christmas, MILF!

Check out this sh*t.

Lately I've tried to limit myself to one new ornament a year, but screw it. This year has been a different one. So I bought two. And three were gifts related to my fun summer. How lovelier are thy branches now.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 5

I get a real charge out of you, MILF!

This controversy is stupid.

Upon hearing which Wendy was triggered and retreated to her safe space, the hedge maze. (Or the topiaries if you're a fan of the book.)

I'm doing this holiday dating thing all wrong.

Ooooooh. The key is to always have an extra string of lights on hand. Noted... ladies.

MILF on the Shelf: Day 4

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MILF on the Shelf: Day 3

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MILF on the Shelf: Day 2

Need a topper for your coffee there, MILF?

MILF on the Shelf: Day 1

You're starting the season a little late this year, MILF, but I still support you.